The Playful Writer

Welcome to my new blog, full of mysteries. My name is Mr. Mysterio. Don't mistake it for Ray Misterio, I'm not Ray Misterio. I'm simply a guy full of mysteries. I have my secrets, like all others. Now, I'm going to let out some of them. I hope you like it all, for I love them.

I like science, and I like the science of humans, so my first three plays will be about them. Today's post is my commentary on evolution.

Rod: We evolved from monkeys.
Gertrude: Adam and Eve were the first humans and they were created by god—and everything was created by god.
Rod: We EVOLVED—we weren’t created by god. We evolved from monkeys.
Gertrude: Oh, since I’m black you think I was created by a monkey? Have you ever seen an albino monkey?
Rod: No.
Gertrude: Well then how was I created by a monkey?
Rod: No, I said that we evolved from monkeys. We weren’t created by them, we EVOLVED from them.
Gertrude: Then how come you’re white?
Rod: It’s because of where you were born.
Gertrude: Well then how come I’m not white?
Rod: It also has to deal with where your origin of birth is—like the origin of your family’s birth.
Gertrude: Have you ever seen an albino monkey, etc.